Words From DJ Xplicit

I Just Read His Mail

From: DJ Xplicit
To: The People

k, this is the one & only djxplicit AKA zodiac digital checking in. sorry i didnt send this out earlier, but thats how life is. deal with it, bitches.

anyways, i dont feel like sending 700 personalized mssgs to everyone of my friends saying mostly the same thing, so this is kind of the generic version that everyone gets. if i didnt send this out to someone, sorry, but i had to pull the email addresses from memory. no, i dont believe in address books.

so i left DC for newark, ok flight. i arrived at newark and i just headed towards the gate to the next flight, cause i dont got no killaz lampin in newark (i dont think. if i do have killaz lampin in newark, i apologize to said killaz, no homo.) the only stop i made was to get some buffalo wings. cause thats how gully i am.

and then i arrived to my gate,and there are mostly 3 types of people going to guatemala:
- people who live in guatemala or had lived there (like me)
- tourists; large percentage rich hippies
- young, wacky liberal types who go with matching t-shirts on some save the world steez. all crackas, of course.

there was a drought of any girls to see, btw. there was this one alright-looking one, but who meets people on airplane flights, when they had their whole family there. i was travelling alone, in case anyone wants to know.

so of course i had a seat next to the wacky liberal cracka kids, all fat and redheaded. no homo jic. but whatever.

i got to the airport, where i had one of those "yeah bitches!" moments (dont act like ya dont know what im talking about) cause the flight was so long and boring. i got there and i waited for my luggage, and one didnt come. had to meet this guy (nh) to ask him about it, and then he gave me a phone number to call, nh, and then i did and the next day i got the shit. so all was good.

one thing that i notice after coming back is many things that i found everyday or normal when i lived here went away when i moved to the DC area, and its like "shit...this happens." a good example being yesterday when my cousin turned down the TV cause he heard gunshots right outside the house (he said it sounded like "3 explosions"), or the neighbor saying that she gets the family ready to go out, and then they dont cause they hear gunshots.

but its all good, nothing bad has happened to us.

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some shoutouts to specific peoples, no homo:

noodles - i just read an article that says child prostitution is legal here as well as that around 1/6 of prostitues are minors (not 6 year olds, they appearently somewhat look 18)

mindset army - keep it gully. i think theres a kanye west ban here. i havent heard any kanye-related bullshit over here on radio. not like they play rap or rnb that much, but still.

all my peoples in houston - sorry for not stopping over there, but the airfare for going to newark is much cheaper. so sorry, nh.

raw public - play without me, NH

cmb - dont worry what people will say about your shit. remember that geekbird is asian.

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keep it gully, children.
Zodiac Digital