Key Word "Fans"

Aight, Here's the Deal. There is a site called SWAC Fans. was made for Students, Members, players Alumni & Fans Of the SouthWestern Athletic Conference. NOT ONLY THE BANDS but THE WHOLE CONFRENCE .... Recently There was topic called "100 ways to tell if you're a band Groupie" . After this topic was made they are starting to refer to every non band member on the site as a Groupie. Well I Think its Stupid. Here's Why .. ..
it takes the Fans to attend football games & events in support of their bands. these Fans consist of students, former band members, alumni and average cats off the street. Lets say the Fans stop going to the games. All you have now is Football games with No Crowd. BOTBs With no one to watch.. The bands wont make money.
Remember This is from a site called SWAC FANS The site was made for FANS and not for MEMBERS OF THE BAND ONLY..
Now .......

Be cause the site is Flooded with Groupies .. How bout when change the name to SWACgroupies.com

I Admit. The list is Funny as hell, But I aint A groupie. Im just an Average FAN.

*****Here are some that apply to me (with Explanation in bold)****

1. You’re reading this, and you’ve never marched in a college band (School Does Not Have A Band)
   
2. You ever paid to get into a classic (This Would Apply to anyone other than participants unless they attends a branch of the school that gives away free tickets)
   
3. If you can't rep a bus (We Dont have a Band So we dont Need busses )
   
4. If you don't have a 'bus' and a 'seat' (Same as above)
   
5. When old heads ask you 'why ain't you in your white and black?" (This would only apply to schools with bands unfortunately mine dosent)
6. If the band director doesn't know your mother and/ or other immediate family member (This would only apply to schools with bands unfortunately mine dosent)
7. If you sit beside/behind the band on game days (Why Not,? just bout every FAN does it...Usually I Walk around the stadium all day)
   
8. If you've never participated in a band camp (This would only apply to schools with bands unfortunately mine dosent)
9. If an oldhead in the band has never gotten you drunk (This would only apply to schools with bands unfortunately mine dosent)
10. If you can’t recognize the Band Director’s car (This would only apply to schools with bands unfortunately mine dosent)
11. If you don't have a normal spot to park before practice (This would only apply to schools with bands unfortunately mine dosent)
12. If you've never smelled the BD's breath (This would only apply to schools with bands unfortunately mine dosent)
13. If you've never hung out in the BD's office and cracked jokes back and forth (This would only apply to schools with bands unfortunately mine dosent)
14. If you’ve never been on the BD's computer cause the lab was crowded (This would only apply to schools with bands unfortunately mine dosent)
15. If you've never been in the directors office tombout "Ay, can you help me out this semester" (This would only apply to schools with bands unfortunately mine dosent)
16. If you've never talked isht to the visiting team before halftime while waiting to go on (Not In Band So Therefore i cant go on THE FIELD)
    
17. If you think the band won't beat the football team in football... (This would only apply to schools with bands unfortunately mine dosent)
18. If you KNOW band folks real name before their crab name.. (When The're from my city/school I should Know there name. ot)
19. If you don't know how the band gets checked into hotels on road trips (This would only apply to schools with bands unfortunately mine dosent)
20. If you've never had to pick roommates out of people you don't know(This would only apply to schools with Housing. I Get to stay home and go to school)
21. If you've never gotten to school early enough to get the "good side of the room" (This would only apply to schools with bands unfortunately mine dosent)
22. If you never got mad because the one lame nigga is your roommate (This would only apply to schools with Housing. I Get to stay home and go to school)
23. If you’ve never gotten happy over finding a fresh pencil on the ground (Why Would I Be Happy.? LMAO)

JK YAll .. Thats Funny ,.,, View The Full 100 ways List Here . also Join The Site .. Its For Us . Yall Know .. THE FANS.

Http://SWACfans.com


And for the MEMBER OF SF (OR 5Q) WHO READS & DECIDES TO POST THIS ON THE SITE. YOU'RE JUST AS LAME AS THE WHOLE "BAND GROUPIE" THEORY

which is funny as hell ..lmao.. Note From The Book