I saw this on another website and I thought it would make somebody mad if i posted it here.. so HERE! ..lol
Fellas, pay attention to this one..
10. Pretend to be virtuous
We
suspect women have a guilt complex when it comes to encounters with
men, which is why they often choose to choose to "omit" or "forget"
that one-night stand they recently had. Now, we applaud ladies who are
innocent and pure, but the rest should stop trying to water down their
past. Women can have just as much fun as men, and they should find a
man who can appreciate that.
9. Criticize other women
Why
are some women so catty? They refuse to compliment other women and
nitpick about everything from weight to hairstyle. Only a female would
notice if another woman's shoes don't match her purse and then point it
out as though it's a crime. Sure, some women are willing to admit when
another woman is attractive, but many seem compelled to badmouth the
competition.
8. Act jealous
It doesn't take
much to set some women off -- just mentioning another women's name can
spell the end of your relationship. Imagine, then, the warfare you'll
have to endure if she finds out you were at a gentleman's club. Call it
what you will, but a lot of women need to second-guess everything,
especially their man's loyalty. If you've given her reason to doubt
you, then her paranoia is likely justified. Otherwise, she shouldn't
play detective with you just because she's feeling insecure.
7. Become needy
Some
women have serious security issues. They need their men to hold them,
caress them, and tell them how special they are -- every waking moment
of the day. They turn men into emotional crutches and look for an
inordinate amount of moral, mental and emotional support. As tempting
as it may be to use this neediness to our advantage, I think most men
would prefer a woman who is less clingy and more independent.
6. Speak in code
The
old "What are you thinking?" question is a timeless example of how many
women love to test their men and search for our true feelings about
them. They hurdle obscure, theoretical questions at us and go ballistic
when we respond with a blank stare. And how pitiful is it when a man
tenses up in the face of "female speak?" His mind goes into overdrive
while his lady starts tapping her foot. At this point, there's nothing
left to do except throw a random response out there and hope you don't
end up in the doghouse.
5. Invade our personal space
Women
have this instinctive tick that makes them want to groom us anytime
they want and make our personal belongings theirs. In other words, when
they're not adjusting our tie for the umpteenth time, they're rummaging
through our drawers, looking for a sweatshirt to change into. Am I the
only one who sees a problem here? We all know that there would be he!!
to pay if we so much as thought about giving them a haircut or sorting
through their stuff, so why is it that our turf is fair game?
4. Become too emotional
They
cry over anything: a sad movie (or even a happy one), a broken nail, or
a haircut gone awry. What's worse, they expect us to clean up the
emotional mess. And if there's one thing we suck at, it's dealing with
a crying woman on our shoulder. It's not that we're insensitive, but
aside from saying, "There, there, sweetie," we don't know the first
thing about comforting a woman. The fact that women are usually more
delicate and vulnerable is great; we just don't want the steady stream
of tears for every minor setback.
3. Shop till they drop
When
it comes to shopping; there just aren't enough hours in the day for
most women. Whether it's browsing, window-shopping, or an all-out
spending spree, they can spend hours on end in a shoe store, among
others, without even thinking about food, water, or any of their
responsibilities. But what's worse is that they have to take us along
for the ride. So there we go, from store to store, wandering aimlessly
back and forth while they inspect every article of clothing by their
respective price tags.
2. Talk incessantly
Chris
Rock nailed it when he said that asking how her day went renders a
45-minute conversation. Most women love to talk, and if you give them
the ammo, they won't stop. It's not that we don't care about what they
have to say; it's just that we don't need to hear every minute detail.
1. Use sex as a weapon
In the war of the sexes, it's all about who wears the pants in the
relationship. Oftentimes most women, in an effort to show their
superiority, will attack men's universal weak spot: sex. And while I
applaud them for this gutsy tactic, they really should leave the basic
human needs alone, don't you think?
Learn to tolerate
In
the grand scheme of things, women's annoying habits aren't that bad.
Chances are you'll adapt to them in time, as will she when it comes to
your annoying tendencies. Nobody's perfect, and I think that's
something we can all agree on.
Fellas, pay attention to this one..
10. Pretend to be virtuous
We
suspect women have a guilt complex when it comes to encounters with
men, which is why they often choose to choose to "omit" or "forget"
that one-night stand they recently had. Now, we applaud ladies who are
innocent and pure, but the rest should stop trying to water down their
past. Women can have just as much fun as men, and they should find a
man who can appreciate that.
9. Criticize other women
Why
are some women so catty? They refuse to compliment other women and
nitpick about everything from weight to hairstyle. Only a female would
notice if another woman's shoes don't match her purse and then point it
out as though it's a crime. Sure, some women are willing to admit when
another woman is attractive, but many seem compelled to badmouth the
competition.
8. Act jealous
It doesn't take
much to set some women off -- just mentioning another women's name can
spell the end of your relationship. Imagine, then, the warfare you'll
have to endure if she finds out you were at a gentleman's club. Call it
what you will, but a lot of women need to second-guess everything,
especially their man's loyalty. If you've given her reason to doubt
you, then her paranoia is likely justified. Otherwise, she shouldn't
play detective with you just because she's feeling insecure.
7. Become needy
Some
women have serious security issues. They need their men to hold them,
caress them, and tell them how special they are -- every waking moment
of the day. They turn men into emotional crutches and look for an
inordinate amount of moral, mental and emotional support. As tempting
as it may be to use this neediness to our advantage, I think most men
would prefer a woman who is less clingy and more independent.
6. Speak in code
The
old "What are you thinking?" question is a timeless example of how many
women love to test their men and search for our true feelings about
them. They hurdle obscure, theoretical questions at us and go ballistic
when we respond with a blank stare. And how pitiful is it when a man
tenses up in the face of "female speak?" His mind goes into overdrive
while his lady starts tapping her foot. At this point, there's nothing
left to do except throw a random response out there and hope you don't
end up in the doghouse.
5. Invade our personal space
Women
have this instinctive tick that makes them want to groom us anytime
they want and make our personal belongings theirs. In other words, when
they're not adjusting our tie for the umpteenth time, they're rummaging
through our drawers, looking for a sweatshirt to change into. Am I the
only one who sees a problem here? We all know that there would be he!!
to pay if we so much as thought about giving them a haircut or sorting
through their stuff, so why is it that our turf is fair game?
4. Become too emotional
They
cry over anything: a sad movie (or even a happy one), a broken nail, or
a haircut gone awry. What's worse, they expect us to clean up the
emotional mess. And if there's one thing we suck at, it's dealing with
a crying woman on our shoulder. It's not that we're insensitive, but
aside from saying, "There, there, sweetie," we don't know the first
thing about comforting a woman. The fact that women are usually more
delicate and vulnerable is great; we just don't want the steady stream
of tears for every minor setback.
3. Shop till they drop
When
it comes to shopping; there just aren't enough hours in the day for
most women. Whether it's browsing, window-shopping, or an all-out
spending spree, they can spend hours on end in a shoe store, among
others, without even thinking about food, water, or any of their
responsibilities. But what's worse is that they have to take us along
for the ride. So there we go, from store to store, wandering aimlessly
back and forth while they inspect every article of clothing by their
respective price tags.
2. Talk incessantly
Chris
Rock nailed it when he said that asking how her day went renders a
45-minute conversation. Most women love to talk, and if you give them
the ammo, they won't stop. It's not that we don't care about what they
have to say; it's just that we don't need to hear every minute detail.
1. Use sex as a weapon
In the war of the sexes, it's all about who wears the pants in the
relationship. Oftentimes most women, in an effort to show their
superiority, will attack men's universal weak spot: sex. And while I
applaud them for this gutsy tactic, they really should leave the basic
human needs alone, don't you think?
Learn to tolerate
In
the grand scheme of things, women's annoying habits aren't that bad.
Chances are you'll adapt to them in time, as will she when it comes to
your annoying tendencies. Nobody's perfect, and I think that's
something we can all agree on.
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