Thursday, January 11, 2007

Useless Band Announcements

Attention: Billy Blanks Tae Bo School For the Musically Challenged All Star band

Willies Neckbone Shack has a Battle of the Bands Coming up 3 days After the The Hootie Hoo Parade Next Thursday at 1:00am

Practice Starts Monday.
Time: 8am 10pm - Tell Yo Momma Bring You Food
Location :BBTBSMC bandroom
Bring your own valve oil. because the directors cant afford it.

If you dont have your own horns, we're borrowing instruments from Timmys Seafood Market for these events

we are looking for 32 good dancing girls to be apart of our "Hot wing Diva's" Dance team. You must be between the ages of 35 and 62 , 5'8 and 6'3 and must weigh at least 130 pounds.


We will give drug and pregnancy tests upon auditions!


were passing out 6 new songs tommorrow, I hope yall can read music.

We are playing:
The Remix to Pop That Coochie
Talking Out the Side of The Stab Wound in your neck
The Chopped and Skrewed Version of Bing Bing Bam Bam
Tribute to Bobby Valentino
That New Jingle for Patrickeisha's Funeral Homes
and last but not least. The Theme Song to Rescue 911


And Be Ready because we have a parade to march on Mardi gras day
so be here early Sunday the 27th for the 3 Week Bus Ride to From St. Gabriel to New Orleans
our busdriver is slow and is dying of a heart attack, so please wear your helmets the whole ride..


The Bandsuits come in Tommorrow,
They are Brown and Green!


GO FIGHTING MEATLOAFS!!



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lol Just lettin yall know that some of yall fools make threads that announce to much Info.. you'll let everyone know your whats going on with ur band program that the public just doesnt need to know ..lol

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I Wrote This on Marchinsport In Reference to the people who chose to write out all of their Marching programs business

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